Mary the sour faced snob

It is difficult to understand how a middle-class nobody like Mary Donaldson who couldn’t establish a career and who dressed like a low-rent prostitute could possibly turn her nose up so much that it’s become a recognizable habit of hers.

“Where’s Princess Mary?”
“Oh, it’s the one with her nose up in the air.”
“Wasn’t she just some cheap tart who never did anything grand until she met the idiot?”
“Yeah, but now she’s all posh, ain’t she? Gotta pretend she was born in them Pradas she loves so much.”

So, as you, gentle reader, can see, Mary has also transformed the degree to which her nose aims out of her face, from 90 degrees to the floor to somewhere in the 130s or so.


It all started quite early on. Sure she had caught the imbecile prince, Mary began walking around with a sour face and her nose up in the air back in Australia. Here is the first photo of Mary in the Danish press, and sho’nuff, we got the nose turned up.


As Mary realized she was being stalked by the media, the nose kept going higher, and the lips kept being pursed.

She's going to need botox from all the pursing - the reason I don't think she's had botox is that she has the worst crow's feet in history so it doesn't make sense she'd kill the lip nerves and not the eye nerver, ya ken?

Don't you just love the trashy pink flip flops? Where are those, Mare?

Did ya throw them in the trash along with yer granny's letters or do you keep them to wear them where your adoring fangirls can't see you?


This one is precious, isn't it? It's the first event Mary did after her wedding and isn't she "to the manner born" with that finger pointing and her nose high to prevent the stench of the unwashed masses to infect it?


Another tender moment ruined by Mary's poseur attitude.

Bringing their yellow son - I think they had him in honor of the Yellow Palace - home, and Mary is already looking down her nose at the poor little dumbikins. Maybe that's why he barely shows any signs of life when he's paraded out for photo-ops.

Even when dressed as a complete piece of trash, Mary already sticks her nose in the air because she is, of course, better than everyone else. Mary at this point could already see her future, full of designer clothes, jewels, and public adoration.


This is one of the latest nose-up events, the anniversary of the Dannebrog where Mary is gazing lovingly at her husband . . . by sticking up her nose at him.

Mary, really, I know the boy is a drunken fool but come on, he's the reason you can afford Prada, sweetie! Be nicer to him.

This is, of course, nothing but a sample of the arrogant, aloof snob that Mary has become. I wonder if her fangirls realize that if any of them went up to their wet-dream Princess, she would loko down her nose at them, too!