Crown Princess Mary of Denmark!!!!
For sticking her nose in the air at the tender moment when she brings her firstborn home. Awwww. Isn't Mary the perfect picture of motherly love? Flipping her hair, posh in her coat to cover the newmom blubber, I know it brings tears to MY eyes.
For being the best mommy ever at not giving a shit about your kid's first experience at Legofuckingland. All Mommie Dearest has eyes for is the camera. Fuck your kid, I mean, who cares, right? Years down the line he'll remember how mom barely looked at him and he'll repeat the process with his own firstborn.
For not even bothering to attempt to comfort IsNOTabella at her christening. Do you hate your daughter that much for making you look fat in that nasty pink dress, Mary? Is that why you look like you wanted to bitchslap her and drop her on her head?
For not giving a shit about how your daughter looks at a PHOTO SHOOT, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!! I mean, did you really have to cover her face with that ugly bonnet? Why not just put a paper bag on her already???
At the same stellar photo shoot, Lord it was wonderful seeing this in person, Mary, I tell you, we were laughing about you for days afterwards. Not only do you not give a shit about IsNOTabella, but you looked positively embarrassed by Christian. I mean, who wouldn't? He can barely grunt, he points on a good day, and yet you all walk around smiling like nothing is wrong with him. Time for a doctor visit, honey. But anyway, I digress, at least pretend you care about the kid. You can't fool HIM that's for sure, but you could have attempted to fool the public.
And finally - for now, the year's not over - for yapping a lot about raising her kids her own way and modernizing the monarchy, but doing nothing to ensure Christian has a chance at being somewhat normal. Mary, you self-serving bitch, I hope you dream of dead animals for the rest of the year. Let's face it, you have no integrity - you happily sell out your kids to this outdated institution that has made your freak of a husband a worthy successor of Christian VII just so you can get the lifestyly you always craved. You don't give a shit about them, when it comes to weighing their poor lives against what you can get out of marrying Frederik, you have no qualms about throwing Christian and Isabella to the wolves. Or should I say, the dead deer.
Shame on you, Mary.
5 comments:
IsNOTabella!!
"Fantastik" is all I can say. That really made me laugh. Good job, I enjoy this site.
Keep it coming it is always so hillarious to read your postings
So funny! and so sadly true...keep it up, Royal Truthie!
maybe ther's one pic you could add: days before IsNOTabella's birth, Mary frenetically waving from the Amalienborg's balcony, and NO ONE noticing Xtian nearly falling betweeen the balcony bars!
Love love this site!!!
keep up the insightful comments...
Just wish you'd write MORE & MORE often..that's all
:-)))
anonymous
Take another look at those photos of her leaving the hospital with Christian, and the 'official' photos of them with baby Christian.
She's got a barette in her hair. A barette! Who wears a fucking barrette in their hair at 32 years old? She is such a moron!
And that last photo, of her in the black and white dress and red sweater (the one where IsNOTabella is being smothered by her hat), DRW had a wide angle view of that same shot, and you can see right up Mary's skirt. Yup! She's sitting on the steps, for a photo shoot, and neglects to cross her legs. She's a class act, our girl Meary!
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