Thursday, October 25, 2007

Those carefree, lazy, nasty bogan days


For all her desire to Be Somebody, Mary never quite realized that her clothing choices left much to be desired.

The photographic evidence of her pre-Princess days reveals a woman addicted to tight tops, baring her navels, showing off her nipples, and with an atrocious taste in clothes, shoes, and accessories.

Furthermore, she seems to have been blissfully unaware of her physical shortcomings and loved to wear sleeveless tops that showed her chubby arms in all their glory.


Mette-Marit of Norway dressed rather grungy before her marriage, Maxima of the Netherlands was rather exuberant (and still is), Letizia of Asturias was sharp and business-like, and Mathilde of Belgium has, unfortunately, always dressed like she is 20 years older. If she lived in the US she'd shop at Chico's and Talbots.

Mary, OTOH, always dressed like trash.


None of the other women who married heirs to thrones have been as documented as Mary. This is highly suspect because:

a) If Mary is the source of all these old photos and somehow leaked them to the press, it means she is proud of what she looked like back then, and believe me, there isn't much to be proud in these photos.


b) If the source are friends or family, it means that Mary never managed to engender much loyalty in her friends. This seems the most likely scenario as Mary has been described by various acquaintances in her past as stuck up and snobbish, and the only good friend Mary seems to have from her Sydney years is Amber Petty, another fame whore who has been slumming it on the z-list.

Next, early days with Fred & Mary.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Her and her girlfriend look like lesbians in a tender embrace in that picture. Or hookers willing to do 'lesbo' for the right price.

Anonymous said...

Her and her girlfriend look like lesbians in a tender embrace in that picture. Or hookers willing to do 'lesbo' for the right price.