Thursday, October 25, 2007

Sporty Bogan Illustrated


It is in sporty gear that Mary looks more relaxed. Finally! There is a purpose for all that lycra and spandex other than Mary being clueless about fashion.

Here she is around Amalienborg Palace. The story goes that she moved in with Frederik into his palace apartments until his mama found out and threw Mary out. Fred then got her an expensive apartment complete with weekly orchid deliveries.


Mary looking exceedingly masculine in this getup. I know there are really cute running ensembles, but once again, Mary seems to be talented in finding the ugliest of clothes and looking even worse in them.


Mary looking exceedingly ugly without any makeup.

She has obviously managed to exercise inside the palace, but I guess someone was feeling a little forgotten and decided to go for a run OUTSIDE, in the park everyone has access to.


Mary doing everything but stand on her head in order to get Frederik's attention.

Mary fangirls will also tell you she is great at sailing, which is bullshit, as she has only sailed with other people, i.e. she did pretty much nothing while the people who actually sail did all the work.

Next, the Transformation - more than meets the eye!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

At last!!! Someone says the thruth about that gold-digger and famewhore, who probably didn't know where Denmark was until she figured out Fred had a Black Amex. A Crown Princess? She's barely a starlet parading in tiaras and mismatched Prada outfits.

Anonymous said...

Sheesh! What a man-girl! How did she get her pins modified? What happened to the bags of fat on the inside of those knees?

aryan said...

Jesus Christ! Does this woman NEVER wear a bra? What a great trait to have as a future Queen of a European country! The Danes can loudly, and proudly proclaim, "our Queen has the best nipples in all of Europe, if you don't believe us, just take a look at her!"
Once again, Meary proves that she's an attention seeking, gold-digging famewhore who will do ANYthing for attention!