When Mary Donaldson was outed as Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark's girlfriend, she obviously became the focus of a lot of international attention.
By international, I mean Denmark and Australia.
For, as much as Our Mary (the irksome term coined by the overly precious Australia media) would love to think that she is an international icon of style, grace, and all things royal, the truth is, in most of the world, there ain't no one who's hearda Princess Mary.
Let me make this clear, Mary - outside of Australia and Denmark, YOU ARE NOBODY.
NOBODY.
In the meantime, Mary was finally enjoying the fame and celebrity that she had so long coveted. Armed with her Starmakers lessons, she decided that pursing her lips showed her to her best advantage, and thus, we saw a lot of lip-pursing from Mary, which in reality only served to make her look like a stuck up bitch, but back then, she was an unknown from a remote part of the world (to most Danes) so it was all forgiven.
Mary, if you ever read this, and given that I know you love to read shit about you and if there's something I got for you it is major shit, let me assure you, PURSING YOUR LIPS DOESN'T SUIT YOU.
To this day, however, she continues to purse her lips, so let's take a trip down amnesia lane:
