Saturday, June 21, 2008

All those photoshoots for nuthin'

Because ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, Mary fangirls and detractors, the SECOND that Mary lets down her guard and doesn't position all her facial muscles properly for the cameras, the MOMENT she forgets that cameras capture ALL expressions, not just the ones she wants, this is what we end up with:



An incredibly unflattering snapshot of Our Mary looking much like her sister, the really ugly one. An expression that no amount of photoshop can save, and no amount of airbrushing could erase.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you The Real Mary.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dear Royal Truthie,

that's not a slip-up in the photo-shoots....Naw Sirree...

That's REALITY.

What you are seeing is Cin-D-E-rall is THE Ugly sisters!

Awww yeah...Lets not forget her Ghaul Fashion show on the Maree Celeste...

Or her Glum 'Husband'+ 'Son' + 'Daughter'.

Great post. Keep up the great work.

Getafix.:-))

Anonymous said...

on 'danish royal watchers' they have a hundred photos from this day...but not this one! quelle suprise!

Hester said...

Someone mentioned that that's Mary smelling a peasant.

Anonymous said...

Considering the danes say that it was a marriage that meant Australia was moving towards aligning with the Danish crown rather than the British, she doesn't half model herself on Princess Mags (http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06_03/margaret290607_468x391.jpg)... ;)