That is a quote by A. Alvarez that I found quite pertinent to the last barrage of shit coming from the Kronprinsparret PR office. Meaning, this appalling and unintentionally-hilarious set of photographs of Mary in combat gear.
While the Mary-creams-my-panties set gushes over how good Mary looks in this outfit and how they, too, would wear pearl earrings with their camo clothes (I believe it, considering how stupid they are), the ones of us with an actual brain mass can see that while the reign of the former PR boss could be labeled "too little, too late" this new boss's reign is already earning the title of "too much, too soon".
First of all, as insulting as it is to anyone who has ever served, to see a loser drunkard idiot, mumbling fool of a parasite like Frederik with all those medals on his chest, it is the last little bubbling fart to show us the useless and more-decrepit-every-day Mary, ready to "sacrifice herself for Denmark" or some rotting garbage like that.
Because any stupid bitch who is more interested in pursing her lips to make her cheeks look smaller is NOT someone I want in a position to fire a gun. Can you imagine? "Hey you, you're not doing the T with your feet properly - BOOM!"
And let's face it, this is all for posing, anyway. If Prince Harry of Wales, who wanted to badly to be deployed, wasn't because he was a security risk and a target because of what he is, we're never going to accept that Mary is ever going to be placed in any sub-atomic, minuscule moment of danger. The only danger Mary faces is her crumbling facade, and I don't mean just her face, because having trained her eyes to scan in different ways for cameras, she looks really, really freaky ;D
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Hi Royal Truthie,
You know, I really like this idea of Meary sacrificing herself for Denmark. How else are the Danes going to get their kroners back from all that frivolous spending on Italian, um, Dansk Prada???
Yeah, like they said about Andrew Parker Bowels, that he always sacrificed his wife Cowmilla for Great Britain, let Fred sacrifice his wife, for the greater good of Danes’ taxes.
Well done. Great read – as always. More please!!!!!!!!!
Getafix
Ouch! Loved the fresh creases in the sleeves during "27 hours of training ... "
Nothing this broad does is serious, it's all for PR.
What's with the plastic underneath her in the first pic?! Poor Princess Mary can't get muddy?! What an absolute joke...this woman becoming queen one day is mind boggling to say the least.
*Substance* Something you need to look up and apply to your life Mary.
I'd never seen a "soldier" with so much makeup!
I bet they had to have a soldier assigned to 'watch' her at all times to make sure she didn't accidentally shoot herself (or someone else).
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