Oh, Mary, you are such a big fucking tragedy. You have the exquisite ruby parure at your disposal, and you choose to wear it with a purple cape and lavender sari fabric gown. Do you have shit for brains or what? Either that, or you're trying to start a local chapter of the Red Hat society, which has red and purple as its colors.
Oh no, wait!!!
I know!!!
You saw this Royal (get it, ROYAL, just like you, Mary!!!) Doulton figurine and decided that you must definitely have a dress just like it!
Which is kind of sad because off the shoulder gowns are just so 1987, but you're A Real Princess and I am sure such matters concern you not. Just like I am sure it doesn't concern you that your husband's eyes were redder than those rubies on your head. Was he up three times at night to feed the little butterball you have for a daughter? Better get her in corsets now, Mary, you know how husky your natural form is.
Or are you color blind, Mary? Because last time you paired lavender and gold with aquamarines. Crikey!!!
The Mary-Creams-My-Panties Society is all agog about the fact that you bought that fabric at a flea market in Tassie. Yay you! Maybe some of those idiots who buy Georg Jensen jewelry and Prada dresses instead of, oh, I don't know, saving for retirement or paying their kids' college funds, will now scour flea market fabric stalls to be Just Like You!!! I swear if you started posting pictures of your turds they would whip out the Canon Rebels and do the same!!! Isn't it lovely to have such brainless lemmings for fans?
No, no, no!!!
How could I have been so wrong???
I get it now.
You want to be Arwen Evenstar.
So cute!!! I mean, LOTR was filmed in New Zealand, close enough, right? Same hemisphory or whatever it's called.
Sadly, the LOTR madness is a few years gone, but at least it's better than skintight lycra and ugly shoes, like in those Starmakers shots.
And here I was afraid 2008 would be kinda boring, but no, Mary saved the day!!!
3 comments:
good work as usual truthie!
obviously mary does not care that she has a stoned minda for a husband! I heard that they grow some good drugs in little old tasmania.
She should have a least had a full length cape! perhaps she is colourblind?
Happy New Year, Royal Trutie,
Yeeep…another goodie from our Gal!
Trust her never to disappoint…
Perhaps her Holden Commodore she was compared to was also Purple?
You know, boring, but does what you want her to do?
Maybe she’s longing for those days…with that dreamy (READ: BORED!!!) look of hers in these two functions?
Oh I know…someone forgot to insert ‘ I can understand Danlish ‘ chip in her brain?
Nah…maybe its this…purple will be her reign’s outside colour, crimson it will be on the inside colour as the knives slash through…
With best, and thanks for a great read at the start of the year.
Getafix:-)))
She looks heavily medicated in the first pic and she looks like an arrogant bitch in the second.
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