Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Fame whoring, part trois

That's part THREE, Mary. I know you have a problem with languages (more on that, later) so I'm just clarifying the whole TROIS thing.

So, any good fame whore must show somewhat of a reluctance to be pursued by cameras, even if she has been waiting for ages for her shot at fame. Predictably, Mary said something along the lines of "I've always hated to be photographed."

Right.

So, let's us have here some graphic proof that the girl who hates to be photographed is ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS, LOOKING FOR THE CAMERA.


Mary walking away from the oh-so-hated photographers.

But she damn sure turns around to make sure they're getting pics!!!



Picture it - the year, 2002, Mary leaving "work" in Denmark, while talking on the phone and smiling at the waiting photographers.

Let's never say this girl can't multitask.


At her engagement dinner, Mary looks right at the camera while everyone else, oh, I don't know, engages in conversation???

Then again, Mary can't speak Danish or French, or actually, much English, so maybe trolling for cameras was all that was left for her to do.



The new fiancee visiting Australia for her sister's wedding.

Bad hair.

Bad dress.

Looking for the camera.


Here she is, the girl who hates to be photographed.




The day when all her scheming and backstabbing of friends pays off - the royal wedding. And what is Mary doing? Not gazing lovingly at her new husband. Not greeting the thousand of stupid Danes who paid for her wedding. Nope. She's looking for the camera.


Mary desperately trying to lose the last few kilos before Isabella's christening.
Gee, don't they have a treadmill INSIDE the palace?

Seems to me like someone tried on her dress and it was too damn tight!!!


Prince Christian's first visit to Legoland.

And where is Mary looking?

Yep, got it. At the fucking cameras!