How fitting is it that my eyes land on these photos as I sit back after a wonderful 4th of July barbecue (you know, the kind Mary would throw after her princess baby girl's christening, except mine was fun) - looks like Miz Mary is becoming Independent! Well, not really, she is completely dependent on Margrethe's chilly good will, and on the Black Amex for any more Prada frocks, and on Frederik not getting sick of her, and on the Australian taxpayers for her future trips there, and . . . yikes. ANYHOO, here's the cougar as I saw her on Independence Day.
Yes, Mary, we all know Marie is younger. And cuter. And sweeter. And chic-er. And has a petite figure you will NEVER have, no matter how much money you throw away. And she's French. You're Australian. Well, you're both Danish now but still, she's Champagne, you're Fosters, and you ain't never gonna be Champagne, sistah! But to make googly eyes at Jokke and lean in a la Gabrielle Solis? The good thing is, Frederik prolly doesn't care. Or is that a bad thing?
Now, here is Mary, wearing Soren Jessen's jacket. Soren is a FOF (Friend of Fred) although this might be payback for the baroness. Was this the chap who had a baroness gf stolen by Freddy or viceversa or is that another Soren? Wonder where Our Mary left her array of cardigans and scarves. She's so fricking addicted to them you'd THINK she wouldn't need some man's jacket, wouldn't you? And gee, Mary, why the coy smile now? You usually can't wait to look at the cameras, why not this time?
Friday, July 4, 2008
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Dear Royal Trutie,
Whelll Whelll...the brew thickens, eh?
funny how these photos of our Mares are 'coming' out (with PUN intended!!) now. I mean, it wasn't THAT long ago, the Fred showed us what he could do with a REAL woman in a pub!
Yes, yes, yes...Its all happening...Daisy will finally be able to give Frewwedi his Xmas wish: THE DiVORCE!
Great post. Keep up the great work.
with best
Getafix.
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Gee that woman is just on autodistruct! She can't get Fred to look at her so she's going around to all other men and grinding their legs like a little doggy :-o
The Prada princess really is the pits! She really is playing a sticky wicket with this loaned coat display, it's so cheapo bogan, and very much Mary, the real one....!Is this a public vendetta between the loving couple that we are witnessing....'anything you can do, I can do better', but there's only one winner, and it won't be Mary!
The Danish soldiers Freddie has been clamouring to join for a tour of duty (to get away from Mary) won't have a bar of a man who won't give up his coat jacket for his wife!
This is the same dress from the August 11th post, and actually, I now understand WHY Soren gave Mary his jacket, he was trying to cover up that hideous dress and save the sight of thousands of Londoners who, if they had looked upon the entire monstrosity which is that dress, would have gone blind immediately and forever!
She's smiling coyly at the camera because she just shagged that guy at the Dorchester Hotel and is hoping no one (especially the Clown Prince) finds out about it!
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