It began with Mary wearing this SEE THROUGH FUCHSIA blouse to an UNHCR meeting. I mean, really, the UNHCR?? Completely inappropriate but then again, it's Our Mary we're talking about, she is the Queen of Inappropriate.
The very next day came a too-short skirt in a desperately ugly print with bizarre black stripes all over the place. And topped with a rigid, formal black jacket. I don't know if this is Mary's way of saying she has a split personality but man, this outfit sucked!
This "casual" outfit didn't fool anyone. Want to see casual chic? Google photos of the new Princess Marie on her honeymoon. Casual, natural, and classy. Gee, maybe Mary could learn from Marie!!!
The next generation is already being groomed to dress badly and in ugly colors, as we see Chubbarella dressed just like Mor Dearest.
Here is the cougar in her natural habitat. Short, loud dress to insinuate she still has the goods, even if her husband barely notices. Strappy heels WITH AN ANKLET - can we possibly get trashier than that? And, to top it off, a musical number designated to make sure everyone's eyes are on her. At her husband's 40th birthday party. Because heaven forbid the attention not be on Mary.
Soon after, the Model Mother must make an appearance with her child, who still refuses to connect with her since he has already connected with Nanny Mette (burn!).
By the way, Mary, where the hell are your wedding and engagement rings?
The cougar in another typical outfit from Forever 21. If you don't know what Forever 21 is, it's a chain of stores that sell $5 tops, the latest trend, low quality stuff to last just for the season, for people who have a lot of clothes and don't know how to put them together.
Going to a fellow cougar's concert - Kylie Minogue - Mary wears another unflattering short dress with completely mismatched shoes, and a youthful (she hopes) ponytail to pull back all the wrinkles around the eyes. Maybe she should try the tiny braids Marlene Dietrich used to have done under her hair to pull back the skin. Very painful but effective.
Remember that episode in Sex and the City where the ladies tried on fake nipples to entice others? Yeah. Our Mary, sadly, lacks much in the bosom department nowadays, but she still has them nipples, by God! And she's going to show them off! Too bad the puke rose color does nothing for her and she has no clue how to use a shawl. Ask Marie, darling, the French are impossibly chic with their scarves.
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It's just one sad picture after another. This woman is totally clueless and the sad part is she is totally unaware she is totally clueless. Prancing around like she is a goddess in her hideous outfits. She must own one damn mirror in her palace or does she only look at her face and blow kisses at herself telling herself how wonderfully her destiny has been fulfilled. This woman is truly revolting.
Good job in unmasking that so-called "Fashion Icon", Royal Truth!
Good ones, Royal Truth! but you missed the best shot, the one with her massive feet swelling out of her Prada shoes, the puffy, red blisters shining for all to see.
Love your blog!
This is a hilarious website! Dying to know where the vitriol comes from, and sorry to see that the archive pages only go back a couple of years. I imagine your coverage of HRH "the early years" but have been sidesplitting. Keep up the entertaining work, lol.
Dear Royal Trutie,
So the Ghaul Fashion for Empresses' New Clothes continues...
Yup. D is for Desperate, awwright. But C is for NOT cougar...its short for 'whore'! ANY kind !!!!!!!!!
Keep up the great work.
Getafix:-)
I have to be honest; I thought you were joking about the anklet, really who would think of doing something so cheap and nasty? What is this woman’s problem? Look in the mirror love, you are butt ugly.
Your blog has me in stitches, keep it up.
The sad thing is that I DON'T need to make up stuff like anklets - this woman IS a joke!
Anklets are for girls under 10 and strippers. And did ya happen to notice Meary's choice of ice cream flavor? Vanilla! Bland and boring...just like Meary herself :)
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