Thursday, May 15, 2008
The Ice Queen in Iceland, Freddy Flirts, and STILL ANOTHER FAILED PHOTOSHOT!!!
Damn, Mary is so freaking out about Trine Villemann's book coming out in English - so that all the girls who hate her in Australia (and everywhere else) can finally read it - that she can't even sit properly!
I can imagine, though. While the book was only in Danish she could ignore it - not to mention she couldn't actually understand much of it, other than the words "Mary" and "Donaldson" and, oh yeah, "Frederik".
Just kidding. That was our Mare in Iceland, where later on she dressed in a set of curtains from her guest room and put on way too much makeup. We're talking caked on, girls, and this shapeless crap does absolutely nothing for her masculine shape. I don't know which idiot came up with this, Anja or Mary, but they deserve one between the eyes for this garbage.
And check out what Se og Hor has on their cover - Freddy getting awfully close to another lass. Hmmm. Happy 4th Anniversary, Mary, here's yer li'l husband plantin' one on another filly - yee haw!
And right as I am hitting my deadline, more photos are released for Freddy Pan's (the boy who will never grow up) 40th birthday, in which he is seen looking more pathetic than usual, having his nanny dressing him, and touching Mary in a very weird and completely asexual way.
This has been one wonderful week, y'all!
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3 comments:
Hi Royal Trutie,
the count - Down has began (with pun intended!!)...
Um...Moshey prolly recognised another word in that book of Trine...BlackAmEX. Perfect Danglish!
Isn't it funny how things go in full circle? FRed & Moshey started in a bar, Fred ended their relationship in a bar.
Yup. this train is off its rails...and spiraling down & will crash everyone & everything in its way.
Keep up the great work:-))
Getafix:-))
Another interesting week, finely analyzed as usual, Royal Truth!
Let's wait for the next post, with the upcoming wedding...how is she going to upstage the bride? Wearing white or flaming red? Fainting in the middle of the ceremony ("am I pregnant?")or not showing?
Fred and the brunette...
The best wedding anniversary EVER!
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