You can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear, even if it wears Prada. Because anyone with a speck of brain matter would begin with the most basic transformation, i.e. skin and hair. Sure, Mary is now white as the driven ho, but the color of her skin is not what matters so much as the state of her skin.
And so, gentle reader, here is the State of Mary’s Skin. In a word, dreadful. The constant lip pursing give her a very severe look and she may be skidding towards collagen and botox because of all that pursing.
There is are several spots that look reddened on her face and neck, which means either laser work/dermabrasion or this chick has atrocious skin, because for there to be these obvious spots with all that makeup she had caked on, it’s unbelievable.
Her neck is frightening, I have tried to make every face I possibly could and my neck never looks as bizarre as Mary’s.
Surely in her Starmakers course Mary was taught not to make exaggerated facial expressions that could make her neck look like a turkey's. Or maybe that was Part 2 of the course, which Our Mary never got to take. Boo-hoo.
Mary has also chosen to give her brown hair a reddish tint since she arrived in the public eye. All well and good, but the red makes her look a little sallow, as her natural skintone is not that of a redhead, and the worst part is, Mary sometimes delays the coloring, which means her abundance of grey hairs become exposed. Should I send her one of those touch-up pencils you can get at the drugstore for $2.99? Naaaaah.
3 comments:
Another fantastik observation, Royal Thruthie!!
Its amazing to realize all the pain she has to endure just so she can transform herself into something so superficial. Just goes to show there is really NOTHING underneath it all!!
Great stuff, RT!! Love the blog and your terrific comments. Keep up the great work!
Thank you, darlings, it is shocking to me how so much work and money has been spent and the results are just as atrocious as the original.
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